OK, so here's the deal. You have a fat cat. Your cat is fat; let's admit this. Now, let's see who has the fattest,cutest, most lovable beast.
Send your fat cat pictures to:
felineobesitycontest@gmail.com
We'll post them here, I'll give
them nicknames, and we'll go from there.
The cat to my left is named Xerox. Though you might also know him as Mao (because he says Mao, not Meow). For this reason, he's known as the Chairman, Mao, The Great Leap Forward, and Mr. Beast (affectionately). In the picture, he's holding his catnip/drug-dealer friend, Crabby the Lobster. At 22 pounds, Xerox is clearly a heavyweight.
And lest you think that we think that Feline Obesity is a wonderful thing, it's not. We know it's not good for our beasts. In fact, we're putting Xerox on a diet. In the meantime, he's still fat. So relish it while you can. And if you need cat diet help, check out the following links:
Link 1!
Link 2!
